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Forbidden dance, coffee talk and guilt gifting

December 12, 2024

Interesting fact: Etiquette for professional coffee meetings is to meet for 30-60 minutes. Weirdly enough, no one seems to do professional tea parties anymore.

Pie holes, moment of silence and clean breaks

December 5, 2024

Interesting fact: A commercial pecan has to be cleaned, sized, sterilized, cracked and shelled before being sold. Makes me feel fortunate that I have only to be proofread – if even that.

November 28, 2024

Interesting fact: In “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin had a 30-year-old stunt double. I’d like one of those to handle all my adulting stunts, please.

'70s slapping, dental dilemma and a new waste of time

November 21, 2024

Interesting fact: Two L.A. Dodgers, Glenn Burke and Dusty Baker, are credited with inventing the high five in October 1977. Burke was also the first openly gay MLB player. I want to weaponize this Interesting Fact against every conservative family member this Thanksgiving – after high fiving them, of course.

November 14, 2024

Interesting fact: Non-recognition aggression is when cats don’t know who their friends are after their friends go to the vet or get a bath. It’s also what I feel when I look at my family during the holidays.

November 7, 2024

Interesting fact: Seven percent of so-called adult Americans claim that they do not tip at all. Pretty sure every one of them sat in my section back in the day.

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