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No snow no-show, calling in the pup pros and unintelligence

January 22, 2026

Interesting fact: People have married AI companions in symbolic ceremonies, though as yet none of them are legally recognized.

Who's your zaddy, getting the boots and wild swings

January 15, 2026

Interesting fact: I thought “zaddy” was a new term, but it’s been around at least a decade now. I don’t know why anyone asks me for advice.

January 8, 2026

Interesting fact: More than 90% of the newspaper industry uses soy ink instead of old-school petroleum-based ink. That’s the main reason we have not united to invade other countries.

Leg-old, party of one and season's greetings

December 18, 2025

Interesting fact: Lego used to have an upper age limit on its sets but dropped it in favor of an open-ended age. The 18+ sets are not nearly as raunchy as you might expect.

Stumped on phonics, Mrs. What's Her Name and everyone gets a prize

December 11, 2025

Interesting fact: Different stories have different first names for Mrs. Claus: Gertrude, Jessica, Margaret, Carol and so on. Maybe she likes to keep us guessing. Or maybe Santa Claus goes all Henry VIII with his wives.

Loco for Lobos, rash decision and holiday jeer

December 4, 2025

Interesting fact: If you want to slam Millennials for participation trophies, try taking a look at which generation decided that 86 out of 136 eligible college football teams deserve to go to bowl games.

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