Pussing out on the pussy hat

To the editor,

I’ve seen the light! I’m going to change my voter registration and become a progressive Democrat. This will enable me to pick and choose the laws I want to obey and ignore those that I don’t agree with. Hopefully, the Dems will prevail in the mid-terms, and my tax cuts will be rolled back and the money will be used to pay for entitlements going to undocumented aliens. My white privilege will be tested when my vote is diluted due to open borders and amnesty is the rule of law. But I’m OK with that.

One of the first things I’m going to do after switching parties is to go to the Palace for lunch and yell at former conservative friends and call them bigots and racists. One thing I will not do though, is wear one of those silly pink knit pussy hats.

Finally, I’m downloading all of Nancy Pelosi’s and Maxine Waters’ speeches to my iPad for inspiration.

Power to the people.

– Dennis Pierce, Durango