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Dishing it out, hug withdrawal and getting boned

April 15, 2021

Interesting fact: In humid climates, bones can decompose in a decade or two. But in more dry areas, they can take hundreds of years. This is why we generally hide bodies in lakes.

Not OK boomer, short people & no vaccine for crazy

April 8, 2021

Interesting fact: Among the most misquoted internet celebrities, we find Winston Churchill, Ben Franklin, George Carlin and Yogi Berra. These, my friends, are our appeals to authority. #notallwhitemen

Unmasking Rachel, punctuation anarchy & unskilled labor

April 1, 2021

Interesting fact: This is the day you learn who Rachel really is. (Hint: she’s Rachel.)

Crimes against humani-tea, what about Bobcat & Hobbit holiday

March 25, 2021

Interesting fact: March 25 is indeed the date of Frodo’s jewelry return gone awry, but that equates to March 18 on the Gregorian calendar. You nerds are all a week late.

Baby got back, being neighborly and watered-down advice

March 18, 2021

Interesting fact: I always thought being in traction meant you had a full body cast. Turns out, it refers to the slings pulling on your arms and legs – and I can’t figure out how that works when it’s really just pulling on your full body cast.

Letters of retaliation, cult culture and anal homies

March 11, 2021

Interesting fact: Cult members often don’t realize they are in a cult. You could be in a cult right now. Can you prove you are not?

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