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Green washing, girls not gone wild and vegging out
Green washing, girls not gone wild and vegging out
11/13/2025

Interesting fact: The triple-wash process for salad greens is 1) a rinse to remove dirt and bugs, 2) a dip in food-grade sanitizer, and 3) another wash to wash off the second bath. Kinda how I take a shower after taking a bath, I guess.

 

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Ironic parties, inconvenienced and living outside the box
Ironic parties, inconvenienced and living outside the box
11/06/2025

Interesting fact: Approximately 100 billion cardboard boxes are produced in the U.S. each year. So go ahead and scrap the ones you’ve been clinging to.

 

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Hollow eve, breaking the code and faked out
Hollow eve, breaking the code and faked out
10/30/2025

Interesting fact: Two-factor authentication is not all that different than crafting a killer Halloween costume. To make it work, you just need two out of these three: something you know, something you have, and something you are.

 

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Bravo-ver it, neighborly aggression and mail fail
Bravo-ver it, neighborly aggression and mail fail
10/23/2025

Interesting fact: The encore originated in 18th-century Europe when fans wanted to hear a song or performance for a second time. Imagine having to hear “Wonderwall” twice in a row at a concert these days.

 

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Decoding laundry, going in circles and getting heavy
Decoding laundry, going in circles and getting heavy
10/16/2025

Interesting fact: Those fabric-care pictograms have, like, international standards and stuff. They even get periodic revisions. Imagine: someone is earning their retirement by reviewing and updating those things.

 

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Carve wars, ice cream headache and pet peeved
Carve wars, ice cream headache and pet peeved
10/09/2025

Interesting fact: Studies show that, despite centuries of belief, milk products do not actually increase mucus production. They create the SENSATION of more mucus. 

 

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Shipping sham, premature holidaytion and balancing act
Shipping sham, premature holidaytion and balancing act
10/02/2025
Interesting fact: Oktoberfest began as a celebration of a royal wedding between King Ludwig I and Princess Therese. Sadly, we fail to remember that they are the reason for the season.
 
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Jean jacked, grocery deliverance and ex games
Jean jacked, grocery deliverance and ex games
09/25/2025

Interesting fact: Denim jackets were introduced in the late 19th century as durable workwear. I imagine the first-ever denim jacket is still hanging on by a thread out there somewhere.

 

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Hard bound, ad scrambles and distracted working
Hard bound, ad scrambles and distracted working
09/18/2025
Interesting fact: The first little free library was built in 2009. Now, more than 200,000 little free libraries around the world make certain everyone can have their very own chemistry textbook from 1972.
 
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Hang up and walk, up in arms and a crummy gift
Hang up and walk, up in arms and a crummy gift
09/11/2025

Interesting fact: Actually, the right to draw arms probably IS enshrined in the Constitution, but only if you uphold that pesky First Amendment freedom-of-speech business upon which everything else depends in a functioning democratic republic.

 

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Crowning achievement, winged avenger & diva dilemma
Crowning achievement, winged avenger & diva dilemma
09/04/2025

Interesting fact: In looking for interesting facts about clothes moths, I discovered the existence of carpet beetles. If you need me, I’ll be out living in the woods, where there are fewer bugs, thanks.

 

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To-do or not to-do, taking the 'rebait' and pronoun pickle
To-do or not to-do, taking the 'rebait' and pronoun pickle
08/28/2025

Interesting fact: A Federal Reserve study showed that low-credit-score and low-income cardholders tend to lose money by using reward cards. Yet another way that being poor ain’t cheap.

 

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Imperial f-up, no app-petite and going in reverse
Imperial f-up, no app-petite and going in reverse
08/21/2025

Interesting fact: “Fetch” from “Mean Girls” originated from Tina Fey’s mind. She shortened “fetching” (meaning “attractive”) to sound like made-up slang. This makes more sense to me than most other slang.

 
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Watered down, man baby and truth evasion
Watered down, man baby and truth evasion
08/14/2025
Interesting fact: The U.S. government’s banned word list includes “men,” which I find rather shocking. But I guess when the word “definition” is also flagged, all language ceases to have meaning. 
 
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House of cards, kid talk and caffeine-flation
House of cards, kid talk and caffeine-flation
08/07/2025

Interesting fact: Seven-year-olds have an average vocabulary of 2,600 words. Compare this to the average vocabulary of an adult male, which is about a dozen non-linguistic grunts.

 

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Red flags, tipping point and lots o' fun
Red flags, tipping point and lots o' fun
07/31/2025
Interesting fact: At least one self-proclaimed etiquette guru recommends tipping $1 for most kiosk/service counter transactions. It’s practically like not tipping at all, only you get to feel better about yourself.
 
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Doctor doom, cat's meow and heeding the call
Doctor doom, cat's meow and heeding the call
07/24/2025

Interesting fact: It is, in fact, unhealthy to hold it in for extended periods. (Hashtag not a doctor, hashtag not medical advice.) So please just go far enough off the trail that no one can use their five senses on your sweet release. Hashtag thank you.

 

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In a fix, nail-biting and feeling salty
In a fix, nail-biting and feeling salty
07/17/2025

Interesting fact: A dog’s nails might grow, on average, 0.1 mm per day. So it would take more than a billion years for a dog’s nail to grow the circumference of the Earth.

 

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Faked out, droning on and sticks city
Faked out, droning on and sticks city
07/10/2025
Interesting fact: I looked up what Cool Ranch flavoring is, and it is “a punch of zesty goodness” and “a burst of tanginess.” That settles that.
 
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Dog days, which 'wich is which and blown out
Dog days, which 'wich is which and blown out
07/03/2025

Interesting fact: Hamburgers, despite the name, are a distinctly American myth. Much like democracy itself. (Happy Fourth, and don’t die out there!)

 

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