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Running on empty, hang-xiety and downward dogs
Running on empty, hang-xiety and downward dogs
10/13/2022

Interesting fact: First result on Google indicates that coffee only helps hangovers by preventing you from having a caffeine headache on top of a hangover headache and a regret headache

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Twister mister, foliage foe & too old to WWOOF
Twister mister, foliage foe & too old to WWOOF
10/06/2022

Interesting fact: Aspen leaves are actually red, orange and yellow all year long. They just have so much chlorophyll that you can see only the green, until production fades in the autumn. Now you, too, can sound like a nerd on your fall foliage drive.

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7-down, resting in peace & coyote control
7-down, resting in peace & coyote control
09/29/2022

Interesting fact: Sprite has been reformulated in Europe to remove 30% of the sugar. If they had removed 42% of it, I’d be a devotee.

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Pay to piss, toys for tots and pickle intervention
Pay to piss, toys for tots and pickle intervention
09/22/2022

Interesting fact: In other countries, it’s common to pay a bathroom attendant the equivalent of anything from 10 cents to $2 to use the facilities. I’m thinking of opening my bathroom to the public.

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Loaners, 24/7 festy wear and wining & dining
Loaners, 24/7 festy wear and wining & dining
09/15/2022

Interesting fact: “To the nines” is a reference to the nine Muses, unless it’s a corruption of some Scottish phrase “to then eyne,” meaning “to the eyes.” Me, I like to dress to the fives. Occasionally the sevens.

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Powering down, learning new tricks & dreaded yellows
Powering down, learning new tricks & dreaded yellows
09/08/2022

Interesting fact: When the U.S. acquired the Mexican Cession in 1848, Durango was considered part of New Mexico. There but for la gracia de dios go we.

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Piping down, color commentary and a hill of beans
Piping down, color commentary and a hill of beans
09/01/2022

Interesting fact: The first Harley-Davidson is indeed more than 100 years old, rolling off the line in 1904, the same year the first biker shaved for the last time.

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Vegging out, poisoning young minds & seedy thoughts
Vegging out, poisoning young minds & seedy thoughts
08/25/2022

Interesting fact: Johnny Appleseed was actually a real estate speculator: planting trees to claim land, which he later sold to tech bros at a ridiculous profit.

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Serving up justice, throwing shade & penny pinching
Serving up justice, throwing shade & penny pinching
08/18/2022

Interesting fact: You know that smell of a jar of pennies? That’s actually human body odor: sweat interacting with metal. Yum.

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Crafty grifters, gone batty & getting pickled
Crafty grifters, gone batty & getting pickled
08/11/2022

Interesting fact: Face mask sales generated $743 million on Etsy in 2020. Bat Masks would have doubled that, easy

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Fore play, cat's pajamas and in a pickle
Fore play, cat's pajamas and in a pickle
08/04/2022

Interesting fact: The word “golf” actually derives from the Dutch word “kolf,” meaning “club.” So a five-iron is in fact a “club club.” And a rich man owns a whole bag of good old boy’s club clubs.

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In a pickle, not norm & going postal
In a pickle, not norm & going postal
07/28/2022

Interesting fact: Pickleball’s popularity is growing more than 20% a year and is the fastest-growing sport in America. Maybe the U.S. Postal Service should get involved.

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Ants in pants, fear of flying and office romance
Ants in pants, fear of flying and office romance
07/21/2022

Interesting fact: An infectious disease expert with the Mayo Clinic says you are more likely to catch a bug in the airport than on an airplane. Except, where do you think all the people on the airplane came from, hmm, Dr. Mayo? 

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Monday blackouts, soy boy and getting clean
Monday blackouts, soy boy and getting clean
07/14/2022

Interesting fact: Soy lecithin is an emulsifier, sure, but it’s a food lubricant? Not two words I usually put together outside the ol’ love shack.

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Covert blow-outs, wet spots &?ant farming
Covert blow-outs, wet spots &?ant farming
07/07/2022

Interesting fact: Coasters are also referred to as beermats in other parts of the English-speaking world, where clearly they do not drink lemonade or iced tea on warm, humid days.

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Open wide, plastic pruning & double standard
Open wide, plastic pruning & double standard
06/30/2022

Interesting fact: A recent report reports that there are, reportedly, other pencil numbers besides #2. And that the number refers to the hardness of the graphite. Someday, if I’m very lucky, I’ll meet a pencil with a #5 or #6.

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Joltin' Joe, star struck & first-world probz
Joltin' Joe, star struck & first-world probz
06/23/2022

Interesting fact: Bocce is reportedly the world’s third most popular sport, behind soccer and (this is why I say “reportedly”) golf. But you sure don’t hear Simon & Garfunkel lamenting long-lost bocce players.

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Lighten the load, avo-present & soiled saddles
Lighten the load, avo-present & soiled saddles
06/16/2022

Interesting fact: We burn about 100 calories running a mile. An avocado can have 200-300 calories. A $2 avocado therefore is still a worse bargain than gassing up your car.

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Smooth & slobbery, please hold and breaking down
Smooth & slobbery, please hold and breaking down
06/09/2022

Interesting fact: The service life of the Motorola bag phone ended in 2008 when the networks went extinct. Long live the bag phone

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Cats away, lost in translation &?real talk
Cats away, lost in translation &?real talk
06/02/2022

Interesting fact: Durango.org has an entire section on visiting town with your dog, but no mention of hiking with your cat or visiting the 5-acre cat park.

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