Ask Rachel

Interesting fact: We are running “The One Where Rachel Answers All the Thanks- giving Questions “a week early. That way, visiting mothers don’t read about their children’s true feelings about marshmallows in the newspaper. You’re welcome.

Interesting fact: I’m officially old enough to remember light-up sneakers, bipartisanship, and the Cubs winning the World Series.

Interesting fact: All future questions must refer to America’s moldiest jack-o’-lantern as the FORMER Republican presidential candidate!

Interesting fact: No one knows what the death of the universe will look like. But if you made it slutty, you’d have the end-all of Halloween costumes.

Interesting fact: Catharsis is the purgation of emotions through art. Catarrh is an excessive discharge of mucus in the nose or throat. Sometimes, they feel like the same thing.

Interesting fact: Leonardo da Vinci used a stand-up desk. So did Benjamin Franklin. Since World War I, both men have won as many World Series as the Chicago Cubs. 

Interesting fact: If you put a toad in boiling water, it jumps out. But if you put a toad in room temperature water and slowly bring it to a boil, then I’m pretty sure we can’t be friends.

Interesting fact: Brad Pitt has a younger brother named Douglas. And his wife truly loves him for who he is: Brad Pitt’s younger brother.

Interesting fact: Octopuses have three hearts. As of press time, not one of those hearts has been hacked by the Russians.

Rachel, more than just a haircut from the ’90s.

Interesting fact: I heard that humans eat their body weight in bugs. Each year? In a lifetime? Whatever. We eat a lot of bugs.

Interesting fact: Once steered Hillary’s ship to the DNC

Interesting facts: Frank hosted President Obama for golf and almost got one of his friends killed by the Secret Service in the process.

Diver: Debbie Divine
Interesting facts: Debbie dabbles in tarot and will be teaching yoga at Studio 10 Collective starting in September.

Diver: TJ, host of the “Whatever’s Clever” radio show on KDUR Saturdays, 3-5 p.m.

Interesting facts: I recently found my glasses. I would like to thank my friends and family for their tireless search effort and support during a difficult period of squinting and whining.

Diver: This week, we continue our summer of Diver Flashbacks, this time with Denny, who we’re absolutely sure no longer lives here and will in no way be haunted by this blast from his past. Or any other blasts, for that matter.

Diver: Heather Narwid, owner of Sideshow: vintage & modern clothing.

Interesting Fact: The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn.