Ask Rachel
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- Powering down, learning new tricks & dreaded yellows
- 09/08/2022
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Interesting fact: When the U.S. acquired the Mexican Cession in 1848, Durango was considered part of New Mexico. There but for la gracia de dios go we.
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- Piping down, color commentary and a hill of beans
- 09/01/2022
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Interesting fact: The first Harley-Davidson is indeed more than 100 years old, rolling off the line in 1904, the same year the first biker shaved for the last time.
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- Vegging out, poisoning young minds & seedy thoughts
- 08/25/2022
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Interesting fact: Johnny Appleseed was actually a real estate speculator: planting trees to claim land, which he later sold to tech bros at a ridiculous profit.
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- Serving up justice, throwing shade & penny pinching
- 08/18/2022
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Interesting fact: You know that smell of a jar of pennies? That’s actually human body odor: sweat interacting with metal. Yum.
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- Crafty grifters, gone batty & getting pickled
- 08/11/2022
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Interesting fact: Face mask sales generated $743 million on Etsy in 2020. Bat Masks would have doubled that, easy
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- Fore play, cat's pajamas and in a pickle
- 08/04/2022
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Interesting fact: The word “golf” actually derives from the Dutch word “kolf,” meaning “club.” So a five-iron is in fact a “club club.” And a rich man owns a whole bag of good old boy’s club clubs.
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- In a pickle, not norm & going postal
- 07/28/2022
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Interesting fact: Pickleball’s popularity is growing more than 20% a year and is the fastest-growing sport in America. Maybe the U.S. Postal Service should get involved.
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- Ants in pants, fear of flying and office romance
- 07/21/2022
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Interesting fact: An infectious disease expert with the Mayo Clinic says you are more likely to catch a bug in the airport than on an airplane. Except, where do you think all the people on the airplane came from, hmm, Dr. Mayo?
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- Monday blackouts, soy boy and getting clean
- 07/14/2022
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Interesting fact: Soy lecithin is an emulsifier, sure, but it’s a food lubricant? Not two words I usually put together outside the ol’ love shack.
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- Covert blow-outs, wet spots &?ant farming
- 07/07/2022
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Interesting fact: Coasters are also referred to as beermats in other parts of the English-speaking world, where clearly they do not drink lemonade or iced tea on warm, humid days.
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- Open wide, plastic pruning & double standard
- 06/30/2022
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Interesting fact: A recent report reports that there are, reportedly, other pencil numbers besides #2. And that the number refers to the hardness of the graphite. Someday, if I’m very lucky, I’ll meet a pencil with a #5 or #6.
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- Joltin' Joe, star struck & first-world probz
- 06/23/2022
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Interesting fact: Bocce is reportedly the world’s third most popular sport, behind soccer and (this is why I say “reportedly”) golf. But you sure don’t hear Simon & Garfunkel lamenting long-lost bocce players.
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- Lighten the load, avo-present & soiled saddles
- 06/16/2022
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Interesting fact: We burn about 100 calories running a mile. An avocado can have 200-300 calories. A $2 avocado therefore is still a worse bargain than gassing up your car.
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- Smooth & slobbery, please hold and breaking down
- 06/09/2022
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Interesting fact: The service life of the Motorola bag phone ended in 2008 when the networks went extinct. Long live the bag phone
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- Cats away, lost in translation &?real talk
- 06/02/2022
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Interesting fact: Durango.org has an entire section on visiting town with your dog, but no mention of hiking with your cat or visiting the 5-acre cat park.
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- Untucked trends, bathtub Bordeaux & pet names
- 05/26/2022
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Interesting fact: The Rock started his wrestling career as Rocky Miavia, and like me, he learned to drop his last name for public appearances.
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- Drawing the line, meter men & customer disservice
- 05/19/2022
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Interesting fact: The average business will hear from about 4% of its dissatisfied customers. Not me; I never survey people about how I’m doing.
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- Do not enter, distracted driving & unwanted guests
- 05/12/2022
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Interesting fact: The 20th century was the heyday for euphemisms of the butt, the king of which is the keister (1930).
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- The Animas High interns take over Rachel
- 05/05/2022
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Interesting fact: In 2011, the Durango High School senior prank went haywire when the students filled the school with bales of hay, closing the school for four days after the hay released clouds of mold spores and dust.
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- No. 2 crimes, so long yellow license plates & foul winds
- 04/28/2022
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Interesting fact: In honor of Earth Day, every answer uses the word “green.” So what if we forgot about Earth Day until after the fact?
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