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A skiing shark attacks the slopes of Southwest Colorado recently./ Photo by Missy Votel

A new home for Bredo

Victim of its own success, ‘Frozen Dead Guy Fest’ moves to Estes Park

Back in time

Effort afoot to save historic Denver and Rio Grande Western byway

Biden's broken promise

Alaskan oil and gas drilling project – albeit scaled back – a go

Nothing to sneeze at

Get going now on functional foods to stave off springtime sniffles

The people's team

Party won’t be in Durango, but Skyhawks are worth celebrating

March 16, 2023

No yelling on the bus

March 16, 2023

Prohibition redux

March 16, 2023

Word to Durango

March 9, 2023

Listen to the people

March 9, 2023

Stop the war

March 2, 2023

Bring good business

March 2, 2023

Great, however sad

February 23, 2023

Getting things done

Pre-July 2016 Archives

Durango Telegraph eEdition

Animas River at Durango,Co
Discharge, cubic feet per second

More at: waterdata.usgs.gov

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The Pole

Ear to the Ground

"I know there are aliens out there, but I've got better sh*t to do"
--Hey, there are only so many hours in the day

Cracking up: You're not crazy - there are more potholes than normal this year; Read More

Green up!: If you’ve got opinions on sustainability in the City of Durango, circle next Wed., March 15, on your calendar; Read More

Thumbin' It

Lightner Creek Mobile Home Park falling under new ownership, after the last owner failed to secure an untreated wastewater pond and provide drinking water to residents. Yikes.

An earthquake shaking Southwest Colorado, likely a result of natural gas production. Better sharpen those hiding-under-the-desk skills.

Haiku Movie Review

You People

A sadly, soulless
pseudo-remake of “Guess Who’s
Coming to Dinner”

~Lainie Maxson

This Week's Sign of the Downfall

The Great White Joke

The movie “Cocaine Bear” that’s now showing was based on the true story of a bear that ate 75 pounds of cocaine in 1985. The sequel coming out soon, “Cocaine Shark,” was inspired by the fact that 3.5 tons of cocaine were just found floating in the Pacific Ocean, even though exactly zero sharks snorted any and got high. Both movies were made possible by the success of “Sharknado,” which was produced by a studio that’s releasing “Attack of the Meth Gator” this spring. But as we all know, if you’d rather see “Cocaine Human,” all you need to do is watch Tucker Carlson.

March 16, 2023