Thumbin' It

  • Hometown hero Sepp Kuss taking the gold in the Vuelta a EspaƱa, which for the unacquainted, is kinda like Spain's Super Bowl.
  • Durango rolling out its first-ever Poet Laureate program. For all you aspiring bards, the city is actively seeking two people to fill the role.
  • President Biden creating a New Deal-style American Climate Corps that will be a major green jobs training program, employing 20,000 young adults to build trails, plant trees, install solar and perform other conservation work.
  • Lauren Boebert again in the spotlight for her embarrassing conduct, this time behaving at a musical performance of "Beetlejuice" as though she was at a monster truck rally.
  • A dad suing a hospital for $642 million for experiencing a "psychotic illness" after witnessing his wife's C-section. Uhhh... don't watch? Or better yet... don't procreate?
  • McDonald's again getting sued for serving up a coffee that was allegedly too hot. Maybe order iced coffee next time? Or maybe don't go to McDonald's?