D-Tooned

September 29, 2022

September 22, 2022

September 15, 2022

September 8, 2022

September 1, 2022

August 25, 2022

Pre-July 2016 Archives

Durango Telegraph eEdition

Ask Rachel

7-down, resting in peace & coyote control

September 29, 2022

Interesting fact: Sprite has been reformulated in Europe to remove 30% of the sugar. If they had removed 42% of it, I’d be a devotee.

Pay to piss, toys for tots and pickle intervention

September 22, 2022

Interesting fact: In other countries, it’s common to pay a bathroom attendant the equivalent of anything from 10 cents to $2 to use the facilities. I’m thinking of opening my bathroom to the public.

Loaners, 24/7 festy wear and wining & dining

September 15, 2022

Interesting fact: “To the nines” is a reference to the nine Muses, unless it’s a corruption of some Scottish phrase “to then eyne,” meaning “to the eyes.” Me, I like to dress to the fives. Occasionally the sevens.

Powering down, learning new tricks & dreaded yellows

September 8, 2022

Interesting fact: When the U.S. acquired the Mexican Cession in 1848, Durango was considered part of New Mexico. There but for la gracia de dios go we.

Piping down, color commentary and a hill of beans

September 1, 2022

Interesting fact: The first Harley-Davidson is indeed more than 100 years old, rolling off the line in 1904, the same year the first biker shaved for the last time.

Vegging out, poisoning young minds & seedy thoughts

August 25, 2022

Interesting fact: Johnny Appleseed was actually a real estate speculator: planting trees to claim land, which he later sold to tech bros at a ridiculous profit.

View All