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Twofer suckers, planting conspiracies and doggy style

September 16, 2021

Interesting fact: Red is the most common safe word, followed by the much more evocative (and, frankly, harder to mishear) pineapple.

GIF'd off, not making cents and pressing situation

September 9, 2021

Interesting fact: My Merriam Webster is Urban Dictionary, and its definitive spelling of that thing you flip in the street is a “u-ey.” It’s a thing that Australians can “chuck.” I wonder if they also chuck beaches.

Seat shifters, the worst fans ever and short people, redux

September 2, 2021

Interesting fact: John Harington, the inventor of an informally eponymous flush toilet in Britain during Elizabethan times, is a distant relative of Kit Harington, who played Jon Snow in “Game of Thrones,” which although I have never watched, I know ended with a finale that should have been sent to the septic tank, thus bringing things full circle.

To lick or not to lick, concert coping and short people hugs

August 26, 2021

Interesting fact: They also make no-lick peel-and-stick envelopes that require no saliva exposure. But they’re not fancy enough to be ONvelopes.

Strap sleuth, tomato fails and ghosting your family

August 19, 2021

Interesting fact: Tomatoes will not ripen outside of 50-85 degrees F. If your friend’s river beer is any warmer than this, you should take your straps back immediately.

Skinny tire scorn, half-baked and Bozos in space

August 5, 2021

Interesting fact: Joe DiMaggio hadn’t actually gone anywhere; Paul Simon just meant that heroes are in short supply.

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