This Week's Sign of the Downfall

Maximus Bullcrapus

Ainsworth’s, the British Royal Family’s pharmacy of choice, has started selling pills that contain water, lactose and ground up pieces of the Berlin Wall, because eating them supposedly breaks down emotional barriers. No joke, this “homeopathic therapy” is called “Murus Berlinensis.” The theory behind it is that “like cures like,” and that the solution in the pills retains “the memory of a breaking wall,” so you will too once you swallow. But something tells me there’s another ingredient in these pills, and whomever created them is absolutely full of it.