This Week's Sign of the Downfall

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Australian Mark Murray invented the “Hamdog” – a bun designed for both a burger and a hotdog – well over 10 years ago, but it’s just now coming into vogue. The idea flopped on the Down Under version of “Shark Tank” back in 2015 (even though it earned a U.S. patent in ’09), but now, thanks to Aussie carnival popularity, you too can own a Hamdog franchised location for only $10K and bring this abomination to the states. But please don’t do it, because I promise you won’t relish the decision.