This Week's Sign of the Downfall

Fake it 'till you make it

During most Milli Vanilli performances, Fab Morvan, on the left, was the dude lip-syncing. He won a Grammy with his silent partner 35 years ago, but it was revoked nine months later due to all the fakeness. And now that it’s 2025 when nothing really matters anymore, Fab has been nominated for another Grammy, which could make him the only “artist” to win for the first time twice. Fab’s category this year is “best audio book recording,” but standing in his way are the other nominees, which include Supreme Court Justice KBJ and the Dalai Lama. So, yeah … a judge, a monk and a con artist walk into the Grammys. All three of them say, “I’m delighted to be here,” but wait, maybe one didn’t.