This Week's Sign of the Downfall

Shout House
Shannon Stevens was snowmobiling through the backcountry of Haines, Ak., when nature called, but she decided to wait until she got back to the outhouse at her brother’s yurt. It took a while to get back, so she was in a hurry when she unzipped and sat, but she stood up much more quickly because she was bit in the butt by a black bear that was waiting below. Shannon was bloodied but OK, however, the real story here is that no, contrary to popular belief, bears do not go in the woods.