This Week's Sign of the Downfall

Polarscare 

Fox News imploded recently when M&M’s feminine “spokescandies” started wearing tennis shoes instead of go-go boots; none of Fox’s pundits could handle the trans/woke undertones. So, A&W tried to have some fun with it by making a gag announcement that their mascot would start wearing pants to avoid becoming a “polarizing” bear, but Fox didn’t get it and accused A&W of “bowing to woke culture.” A&W clarified that it was a joke, and Fox edited their headlines to cover it up, but the mistake probably happened because Fox News doesn’t know the difference between the right to bear arms, and the right to bare legs.