Ode to Shania 

From the Thursday night plays
To the propensity for rookie game delays
My respect abounds
For the fantasy play of Chris Braun
When the ESPN probability is sky high
It’s a good sign your dreams will die
Midweek projections instill hope
But those projections are for dopes
When I wake on Sunday to watch teams play abroad
I realize that Matt Ryan is a fraud
My betting dreams start to rise 
But fantasy football is where I will die
– Patrick Dawson, Durango