Retooned - by Shan Wells

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Pre-July 2016 Archives

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Too old to Tik Tok, suck-ulents and Mary mania

February 25, 2021

Interesting fact: Despite a 50 percent drop in sales from 1998-99, JNCO jeans still exist, at about 50 percent of the cost (and 50 percent of the leg width).

Pantry prejudice, genetic mutations & masked messages

February 18, 2021

Interesting fact: Quaker Oats invented the recipe-on-the-box and the prize-inside concepts. Maybe we should put them in charge of the masking initiative.

Dirty donuts, conservative streakers & not kidding

February 11, 2021

Interesting fact: The smell of black licorice is an aphrodisiac that increases the blood flow to the penis by 13 percent. When combined with the smell of donuts, however, that percentage jumped to 32.

Being too nosy, drunk junk and Reddit or not

February 4, 2021

Interesting fact: An alternate outcome for nose holes, since we don’t see them in public anymore, is that we eroticize them.

Antisocial media, poetic justice and not so great Gatsby

January 28, 2021

Interesting fact: I could replicate Moby Dick in this column word for word. It would take me nearly eight years. And the copyright lawyers couldn’t do a damn thing about it.

Palindroming, Gagauguration and getting lubed

January 21, 2021

Interesting fact: All the explanations for the phrase “sixes and sevens” don’t make any sense at all. Especially the one that attributes it to the numbers five and six.

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