Retooned - by Shan Wells

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Pre-July 2016 Archives

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Little piggies, cheap shades and sanity check

September 17, 2020

Interesting fact: When you stub your toe, you’re slamming that little piggy with a force equivalent to two to three times your body weight.

The Seinfeld theory, postal snub and brewskiing

September 10, 2020

Interesting fact: Nothing starts with N and ends with G.

Rule 34, Big Mac attack and neighborly conspiracies

September 3, 2020

Interesting fact: Fast foods, high in sugar and fats, stimulate the brain’s natural opioids. You literally can’t Just Say No.

Unexercising, second coming & zuke til you puke

August 27, 2020

Interesting fact: One zucchini is actually a zucchina. Stare at that word for a while, and tell me it doesn’t trip you out.

Unexpected errors, flats and going both ways

August 20, 2020

Interesting fact: Bupkis, according to ye olde coffee shop parking lot internet, is short for kozebubkes, “goat droppings” in Yiddish.

Camping in, hallucinogenic toads and socksy talk

August 13, 2020

Interesting fact: Contronyms are single words with two conflicting definitions. Like, “to dust” means both “cover in fine particles” and “remove fine particles.” How do we even communicate?

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