Chicos of the corn
How to enjoy nature's candy corn

Chicos of the corn
Ari LeVaux - 10/22/2020

Halloween, more than almost any other holiday, is about fun, nearly unmatched in its unbridled hedonism. It’s like New Year’s, but with corn syrup instead of booze. Ubiquitous with that theme is candy corn. It didn’t start out as a Halloween treat, but jumped on the bandwagon in the 1950s, as Halloween pivoted into a full embrace of processed sugar. They may only taste good if you’re starving, diabetic or a food coloring enthusiast, but apparently that’s about half of all Americans.

Corn officially became spooky with the release of “Children of the Corn,” a 1984 movie about a Midwestern village where the kids took over and decided nobody was permitted to age beyond 17. In 1993, the world’s first for-profit corn maze was built in Annville, Penn. Since then, the tradition has taken off, and corn mazes – aka maizes – now number in the thousands.

When I lived in New Mexico, I learned about chicos, aka dried corn. “Chicos” means “little boys” in Spanish, as the kernels shrink when dried. The ones for sale at the store were dried to the hardness of popcorn, but when I make them at home, I let them stay a bit chewy, like real-life versions of candy corn – but nuttier and corny-er. Each batch of chicos has a unique character, with different levels of coloring, crunchiness, chewiness and/or sweetness, depending on the corn and how long it’s roasted.

Many Halloween corn mazes are closed this year, thanks to the virus. And door-to-door candy-begging is largely out, too. If treat-seekers are left to their own devices, I’m fine with that, because processed sugar is poison and a tradition that hinges on giving candy to kids isn’t worth rescuing.

Luckily, nothing about the original spirit of Halloween demands candy. Spookiness, on the other hand, is in Halloween’s DNA, as is my right to dress like Bootsy Collins. And corn? It’s to Halloween like frost is to a pumpkin. So allow me to tell you how I make chicos, followed by with a few recipes, one sweet and one savory,

Chicos: The only ingredient is corn, preferably with the husk on. Traditionally, the process involves a clay oven or “horno,” but other ovens work too. Ultimately, you’re doing little more than drying out the kernels.

Although usually made with fresh corn, I’ve also made chicos with frozen corn, and the operation was surprisingly successful, even if the product lacked the soulful, smoky flavor that a roasted corn husk imparts.

Turn the oven to 300 and place the ears directly on the oven racks, not touching one another, and bake until the husks start to dry out and brown and even smoke a little – about three hours. When cool, peel off the husks. If using husked or frozen corn, skip this step.

Now, put just the cobs on the oven racks, spaced so as not to touch one another, and bake at 225, until the kernels start to shrink and visibly dry out – about four hours. Let the ears cool completely, and rub off the kernels – try the edge of a spoon if they are stubborn. Store in a plastic bag in a cool, dry place. The drier you get them, the longer they will store.

If making chicos from frozen corn, spread the kernels on a cookie sheet and bake at 225. They will take less time – about two hours – and will quickly turn brown and then black.

Chicos and Milk: Fill a bowl with chicos and milk, with sugar to taste. When the chicos are gone and you sip the milk that remains, you may feel a distinct nostalgia for a time long ago, when you sipped the leftover milk from a bowl of corn flakes.

Beans with Chicos (serves 2)

Served alongside rice, you’ve got a delicious meal with complete protein.

1 strip bacon, chopped (optional)

1 tablespoon olive oil if skipping the bacon or if it’s lean

½ cup minced onions

1 clove garlic, minced

1 teaspoon fresh oregano or thyme

¼ cup chicos

1 can of plain beans (pinto, white, black, kidney …) including the liquid

1 can of water or stock

1 teaspoon paprika or chile powder

Salt, if the bacon doesn’t add enough

Fry the bacon on medium heat. When half-crispy, about 5 minutes, add the onions, garlic and herbs. Fry until the onions become translucent. Add the beans and water, and stir together. Season with salt, if necessary. Heat to a simmer, stirring as necessary to prevent sticking. Adjust seasoning and serve. n

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