The Montana-tini

The Montana-tini
Ari LeVaux - 02/21/2019

Few methods of coping with winter are superior to sipping a grapefruit martini. Composed of grapefruit, mint, vodka and sugar, it isn’t your typical martini. In fact, by martini standards, this drink would be disqualified on multiple counts.

I didn’t create or name it, but I am enthused by it. The combination packs a bright pizzazz that’s in short supply these days; if flavors were colors, this would be neon. The grapefruit’s bitterness softens the vodka, while the mint sprinkling a diverse aromatic bouquet, adding lightness to the drink. Some of the minty aromas and flavors combine with those of the grapefruit and vodka, creating altogether new ones.

In different ways, grapefruit and vodka are both in season in wintertime: grapefruit because it’s ripe and fresh; vodka because it is a known remedy for the winter blues. The other key ingredient in this drink is mint, which can be a wildcard in winter. Fresh is preferable, but dried will do, providing it’s dried on the stem with leaves intact.

When I made my wife her first grapefruit martini, she took a sip and then regarded it with a mixture of awe and concern, as if it was a road she wanted to walk down, but shouldn’t. (She did). For people who don’t normally love the taste of vodka, mint and grapefruit do a masterful job at morphing its flavor. Everyone else: add more vodka.

I learned of the grapefruit martini at a local farm where I play hockey. There, the drink is as holy as hockey itself in the pantheon of winter delights. But alas, the vodka martini has also become a source of tension on the farm, thanks to that elusive mint.

The farm had a stash of properly dried mint, demand for which spiked with the rise in popularity of the grapefruit martini, pitting the martini drinkers against the tea drinkers – and against each other. One enterprising farmhand tackled the shortage by buying several living mint plants from the supermarket, where they come with their roots attached and immersed in a plug of soil. But the harvesting pressure on those freshly potted sprigs was too much. Leaves were picked as soon as they appeared, leaving a denuded miniature forest.

On the Caribbean coast of Colombia, where I’m currently on a short sabbatical, mint is called hierbabuena, which translates into “good herb.” The name is a nod to its many culinary and medicinal uses, which include antiseptic and antibiotic properties, as well as being generally good for the tummy.

As I sat in a wicker chair one evening, enjoying the sea breeze and faint scent of chopped onions, I sipped a local drink called limonada de hierbabuena – or mint lemonade – and was hit with a spray of de?ja? vu that took me back to my wintry home and the grapefruit martinis.

Like the grapefruit martini, the lemonade is citrus-based, with mint dominating. It’s a powerful combo.

In Columbia, lemonade (limonada) is used as a base for an entire category of cold drinks, including limonadas made with mango, passion fruit, pineapple and other fruits, as well as coconut milk. I bought a bottle of vodka and began playing around with blended versions of the grapefruit martini, Colombian-style.

Consider the Colombian version to be an extremely vigorously shaken and chopped with whirling blades martini. My blended grapefruit martini has even less business being called a martini than the shaken or stirred martinis at the farm. But let’s face it, “spiked mint grapefruit-ade” just doesn’t have the same ring.

But, the blended version is mintier than the classic grapefruit martini because the blender releases more mint aroma and flavor. Thus, the blended version requires less mint. Back on the farm, this could be a game-changer)

Most importantly, I have a hunch that my blended grapefruit martini will be as satisfying back in the Montana winter as it is in this land of endless summer. Something this quenching creates its own thirst. Something this cold creates its own heat. I might have to add some vodka, though.

Blended Grapefruit Martini, a la Colombiana

1 red grapefruit
6 cubes ice
1 Tablespoon fresh mint leaves, or a teaspoon dried 1 Tablespoon sugar or sweetener
1 shot vodka, or to taste
1 cup water
Juice the grapefruit. If you don’t have a citrus juicer, cut the grapefruit in half, from the flower nub to belly button, and cut those halves into 6 sections each, for a total of 12 wedges.

Add the ice to a blender, followed by the rest of the ingredients. Taste, adjust with vodka, sugar and water as necessary. Strain out the mint particles, so it doesn’t separate.

Classic Lifeline Farm Grapefruit Martini

1 red grapefruit
6 cubes ice
1⁄4 cup fresh mint leaves, or a tablespoon dried
1 Tablespoon sugar or sweetener
1 shot vodka, or to taste
Splash of water or bubbly water
Juice the grapefruit, as above. If juicing by hand, save the squeezed-out sections.
Muddle the mint, sugar, vodka and grapefruit juice together. Add the ice, bubbly and, if you don’t mind a little more bitter, some leftover grapefruit wedges. Stir.

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