Burkini, anyone?

Also in the “we probably could’ve told you that” file, comes a report from the Skin Cancer Foundation that tanning, particularly via tanning beds, is not good for you. According to the report, published in the journal of the American Association for Cancer Research, one in five young white women who have used a tanning bed in the past year exhibit signs of dependence on the activity (aka the less PC term, “tanorexia”)

“Understanding why people feel compelled to tan is important, because it helps us develop better intervention techniques,” Dr. Deborah S. Sarnoff, president of the Skin Cancer Foundation, said. “Whether you’re lying on the beach or in a tanning bed, the damage your skin sustains can lead to aging and potentially deadly skin cancer.”

The study found that many people strongly believe in the mood-boosting benefits of tanning. They were convinced it enhanced their appearance and attitude, ultimately making them feel better about themselves. However, as tans often do, that feeling soon faded, leaving them with signs of depression and yearnings for “another hit.”

Of course, with addiction comes risks. In another study, it was found that out of 63 women diagnosed with melanoma before age 30, 61 had used tanning beds. The study also found that as little as just one indoor tanning session before the age of 35 increases a person’s risk of melanoma by 75 percent. Not to mention the development of premature wrinkles and hyperpigmentation.

Bottom tan line: the Skin Cancer Foundation reminds us that no tan is a safe tan – except for the one that sprays on.

For those who still need that endorphin rush, Dr. Sarnoff recommends people get their yayas the old-fashioned way, through exercise and eating well. And if all else fails, whenever the urge arises to slather on the baby oil, try googling “Tanning Mom” or “George Hamilton.”