Drunken doughnuts

Drunken doughnuts

OK, we know we’re off the back on this, but if you’re looking for lunch – or perhaps more of a brunch? – today (Thurs., May 3) roll on over to Rendezvous Doughnuts. From 1 – 2 p.m., they’ll be offering “Whiskey, Wine and Doughnuts: Go Nuts for Boozy Doughnuts!” As debaucherous as it may sound, it’s actually a legitimate seminar for the Durango Wine Experience (or at least that’s what you can tell the boss.)

For a mere $20, you can sample booze-infused deep-fried balls of sugary dough, which we’re pretty sure would be Homer Simpson’s wet dream. (You may want to clear off a few hours for this one, as it seems a mid-afternoon siesta will be in order.)

If this sounds like your perfect version of the three-martini lunch (but better) don’t delay. Get your tickets now at www.durangowine.com