Trump and circumstance

Hold onto your covfefe. President Trump is coming to Colorado. The Commander in Cheese, er Chief, will be delivering the commencement speech at the Air Force Academy’s graduation ceremony in Colorado Springs on May 30.

It will be Trump’s first time speaking at the academy’s graduation, which will be held outdoors at the Air Force’s Falcon Stadium. Typically, graduation speakers at the Academy rotate among the president, vice president, secretary of defense and secretary of the Air Force. Former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis addressed the academy’s class of 2018, and then-President Obama delivered the commencement speech in 2016.

Where Trump will wander during his speech into the wild blue yonder is anyone’s guess, but attendees can expect an awesome comb-over, er, fly-over from the Thunderbirds flight squadron.

For those wanting to witness the MAGAsty live, 600 tickets will be available, first-come, first-served, to the public at the Colorado Springs Chamber office, 102 S. Tejon St., today, from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m.