Ask Rachel
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- Paint jobs, paperwork and boxed-up problems
- 05/28/2026
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Interesting fact: The average cost to start a business ranges from $3,000 - $500,000, depending on industry and business model. I recommend starting with a lemonade stand.
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- Coffee conundrum, frenemies and family snubs
- 05/21/2026
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Interesting fact: By “Benny” I, of course, mean $100 bills, not Benadryl tablets. Do allergy meds really need a street name?
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- Open doors, hidden illnesses and tax-time panic
- 05/14/2026
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Interesting fact: Mr. Phillips didn’t even invent the Phillips head screw. He bought the rights to a Mr. Thompson’s design and slapped his own name on it. Bet your dad didn’t know that.
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- Too much force, not enough fun
- 05/07/2026
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Interesting fact: The more new information our brains process, the slower time moves. So really, all this endless “Star Wars’ content should be expanding our sense of time.
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- A sucky idea, cowboying up and costume do's & dont's
- 04/30/2026
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Interesting fact: Competitive air hockey requires reflexes comparable to hitting a 400 mph fastball. Non-competitive air hockey requires a lot of luck in flailing in the right direction.
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- Twist ties, e-sigs and curb enthusiasm
- 04/23/2026
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Interesting fact: An X is a legally binding signature, though it is harder to prove in court without witnesses. Sucks, of course, if your name is actually X.
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- Eavesdropping, extensions and excessive itching
- 04/16/2026
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Interesting fact: The U.S. tax filing date used to be March 15, but it’s possible that (unofficially, of course) the Ides of March made Congress antsy.
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- Fake chips, immortal Peeps and moon missions
- 04/09/2026
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Interesting fact: The Artemis II packing list included 58 tortillas, with which the astronauts could theoretically make better tortilla chips than the Mission tortilla chip factory does here on Earth. Moon Mission Chips, anyone?
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- Tackling fur, tech and tired jokes
- 04/02/2026
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Interesting fact: Dogs can have up to 25 hairs growing out of each follicle. Blowing coats, blowing minds.
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- Eggs in one basket, parting gifts and dirty secrets
- 03/26/2026
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Interesting fact: At peak production, Cadbury produces 1.5 million creme eggs a day. Those poor, overworked bunnies.
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- Civic lids, robot road trips and heavy lifting
- 03/12/2026
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Interesting fact: More than 25% of all moves take place within a single mile. But the beer required for a move is determined by weight, not distance.
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- Tree shagging, spooning leads to forking, and freedoms
- 03/05/2026
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Interesting fact: Juniper pollen season is actually, more or less, September - April. Imagine going at it for eight months straight.
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- The other Rachel, tax panic and outer monologue
- 02/26/2026
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Interesting fact: You all started asking this Rachel questions in September 2016. Pretty sure this year’s journalism graduates were in seventh grade at that point.
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- Owl in the family, shell game and chipping in
- 02/19/2026
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Interesting fact: On average, homebuyers spend 30-40 minutes inside a house for their first visit. If the real estate agent puts out snacks, you should definitely help yourself.
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- In arrears, short changed and board stiff
- 02/12/2026
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Interesting fact: So-called “Euro board games” usually create competition between players but no direct conflict between them. Aka, the inverse of American Valentine’s Day.
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- Dishwasher wars, doggy style and changing stripes
- 02/05/2026
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Interesting fact: I am just now learning that there’s a whole documentary film, “Sit Stay Ride,” about sidecar dogs in America. This is the greatness we need to get back to.
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- Seeing the light, lezbarus and troubled water
- 01/29/2026
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Interesting fact: It was in the mid-1990s that Subaru identified lesbians as an “underserved demographic.” I suspect Subaru simply wasn’t asking these women the right questions.
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- No snow no-show, calling in the pup pros and unintelligence
- 01/22/2026
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Interesting fact: People have married AI companions in symbolic ceremonies, though as yet none of them are legally recognized.
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- Who's your zaddy, getting the boots and wild swings
- 01/15/2026
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Interesting fact: I thought “zaddy” was a new term, but it’s been around at least a decade now. I don’t know why anyone asks me for advice.
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- Minus one, coup d'ink and petty parking
- 01/08/2026
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Interesting fact: More than 90% of the newspaper industry uses soy ink instead of old-school petroleum-based ink. That’s the main reason we have not united to invade other countries.
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